Far be it from me to speak in hyperbole.
But I am perfection in all its reality.
And I will slit your throat if you disagree.
The day I married the love of my life,
half of the Fegarian women went chaste.
Now do I know this for a fact?
No, but it probably did happen!
Don’t doubt the effect my good looks have
on the fairer sex.
After all, how can you deal with perfection?
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