The Vain

Baron Panthra

Far be it from me to speak in hyperbole.

But I am perfection in all its reality.

And I will slit your throat if you disagree.

The day I married the love of my life,

half of the Fegarian women went chaste.

Now do I know this for a fact?

No, but it probably did happen!

Don’t doubt the effect my good looks have

on the fairer sex.

After all, how can you deal with perfection?

Karen Weathers' Linian Legacy